A beautiful warm morning wrap up boarding xxx. However, from a small cornerof a room sprawls a flesh meat named Tono. Although the time shows 06.30 AM, Tono hasn’t woke up from his "hibernation".
"Woy ... wake up!" Suddenly Guntur’s voice roared like a goat’s fart thrown Tono from his' dream heaven '. "What time is it? ... until when will you be sleeping in bed. Take a bath!
"Mmm ..." Tono slithers like a pregnant lemur.
"Don’t just 'Mmm', wake up! You haven’t prayed yet! Oh my God ... hurry up! "With a hard effort Guntur awaken his friend whose a little bit dumb.
"Yo yo yo, patience, patience. I’m very sleepy "
"what time did you die last night?"
"I don’t know, but may be 1 o’clock"
"Oh my God ... what did you do?"
"Mmm.. just starring at the cupboard. There’s a problem? "
"WHATTT?! You’re just starring at the cupboard. You’re thick. Quick.. pray now! "
Tono got out of his room to take wudlu. But suddenly, "Gdubrak, glundung-glundung, duar, prang, Buk, plek". Tono fell and kissed the floor with feses all over it.
Everyone around Tono not excepting Guntur made sure that Tono has returned to Rahmatullah. Eh .. but apparently not, Tono is an athlete, he won’t go back to Rahmatullah that easily,just because he fell from the stairs.
"Huahahaha .. what are you doing kissing the ground, you idiot". Said Tono’s friend
"Gyahaha .. just doing wudlu you need to slide from the stairs. " Mocked Guntur.
"Who’s sliding, I SLIPPED!, even I got laughed at". Tono said miserably.
"Nah .. that’s a warning from Allah because you always wake up late. So wake up early! You Grizly ".
"O maan ..."
Finally Tono carried on to finish his wudlu to pray shubuh combined with duha.
After praying shubuh,tono went back to bed whilst day dreaming in his comfortable bed. Then Rambo,one of his friends,came.
“Woy, aren’t you going?”
“Yeah, I’ll go..why should I be sent to high school if I don’t want to learn?”
“So then, why aren’t you getting ready? What time is it now?”
“Look!, it’s still 6 o’clock,right?” Tono pointed to the clock with relaxation. Rambo took the clock thats hunged up besides the cupboard and showed it to Tono.
“look at it!, your clocks dead. That’s why it’s not moving”.
“Waw, Reeaally?”
“Hooh nyoh, look at it yourself”. Rambo gave the clock to Tono .
“waw, your right. Then, what time is it now?”
“fifteen minuites till seven o’clock”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” Tono’s voice echoed to the other side of the boarding house xxx, even it’s heard to the whole neighbor hood.
“woi, Shut up..!” shouted everyone in the boarding house.
Tono quickly took a bath as usual like any other time. But, in the middle of his bath, the water which was supposed to be flowing stopped.
“Woooy, please turn on the water…it stopped flowing”. Shouted Tono from inside the bathroom.
Because Guntur and Rambo are best friends with Tono, they were kind enough to wait for Tono to go to school together.
“The light’s went off”. Answered Rambo.
“Just get out now! And put on your towel. We’re going to be late!”. continued Guntur.
“Ok then, but wait for me, ok..”
“Yoooo”. Answered them both.
After he finished taking a bath, and was going to wear his uniform.
“But,I forgot , my uniform is still in the hanger. How about this?” Shouted Tono.
“I just have 1 uniform, how about you Bo?”
